Sex-ercising !

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30/08/2007 by DiBot

Sexercising !

It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise,

but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric

content of different sexual activities.

Now after “original and proprietary” research they are proud

to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent……………………………12 Calories
Without her consent……………………….2187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands…………………………..8 Calories
With one hand……………………………..12 Calories
With your teeth…………………………..485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection…………………………….6 Calories
Without an erection……………………….3315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary……………………………….. …12 Calories
69 lying down……………………………..78 Calories
69 standing up…………………………….812 Calories
Wheelbarrow………………………………216 Calories
Doggy Style………………………………..326 Calories
Italian chandelier…………. …………….2912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real………………………………….112 Calories
Fake………………………………..1315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging…………………….18 Calories
Getting up immediately………………..36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately…….816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years………………………………36 Calories
30-39 years………………………………80 Calories
40-49 years………………………………124 Calories
50-59 years………………………………1972 Calories
60-69 years………………………………7916 Calories
70 and over………………………………Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly……………………………………………………32
Calories
In a hurry……………………………………………..98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door………..5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door…………13,521 Calories

(Remember, results may vary)