[Joke] Unanswered Question, so Why bother ??

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06/11/2007 by DiBot

+ Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
getting dead?

+ Why do banks charge a fee on ” insufficient funds” when they know there is
not enough money?

+ Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?

+ Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?

+ Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

+ Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

+ Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
revolver at him?

+ Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

+ Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?

+ If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

+ Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?

+ Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

+ Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?

+ Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
the vacuum one more chance?

+ Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

+ How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

+ When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping
cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, ” It’s all right?” Well,
it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, ” That hurt, you stupid idiot?”

+ Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off
the table you always manage to knock something else over?

+ In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when
we complained about the heat?

+ How come you never hear father-in-law jokes ?

+ The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.

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