[Joke] THE WOMEN’S GUIDE TO MALE ENGLISH

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06/11/2007 by DiBot

+ I’m hungry = I’m hungry
+ I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy
+ I’m tired = I’m tired
+ Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
+ Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
+ Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
+ May I have this dance? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
+ Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
+ You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I’d like to have sex with you
+ What’s wrong? = I don’t see why you are making such a big deal out of this
+ What’s wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are
you going through now?
+ What’s wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
+ I’m bored = Do you want to have sex?
+ I love you = Let’s have sex now
+ I love you, too = Okay, I said it… we’d better have sex now!
+ Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before
+ Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn’t look that much
different!
+ Let’s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person
and maybe then you’d like to have sex with me
+ Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with
other guys
+ I like that one better (while shopping) = Pick any freakin dress and let’s
go home!

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